"Anatomy of an Exhibition"
-title of a webiste
"I have to go get mine."
-friend referring to picking up his dog.
"Stupid" Laws from across the country
New Mexico
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
"Dumb" Labels found on products
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
"Most of my cliches aren’t original."
"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours."
-Yogi Bera
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either."
-Dick Cavett
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